Not a Profit Prophet or the Son of a Profit Prophet

Nearly two weeks into the New Year, prognosticators are busily predicting everything from global Utopia to nuclear holocaust. Reality is likely to fall somewhere in between. Unless the Lord returns, our government will continue the leftward drift it has been on since the early ‘80s. Europe and America will become more secular and the difference between Bible-believing Christians and the world will become more stark. Those are trends that have been under way for decades and, barring heaven-sent revival or the Lord’s return, will continue this year.

With that in mind, it’s fun to watch the annual attempts at prophetic foreknowledge unfold. Being somewhat cynically twisted, it’s even more fun to watch their predictions crumble. A few weeks ago, BusinessWeek posted an article titled, “The Worst Predictions About 2008.” Some of these are classic:

1. "A very powerful and durable rally is in the works. But it may need another couple of days to lift off. Hold the fort and keep the faith!" —Richard Band, editor, Profitable Investing Letter, Mar. 27, 2008

At the time of the prediction, the Dow Jones industrial average was at 12,300. By late December it was at 8,500.

2. AIG "could have huge gains in the second quarter." —Bijan Moazami, analyst, Friedman, Billings, Ramsey, May 9, 2008

AIG wound up losing $5 billion in that quarter and $25 billion in the next. It was taken over in September by the U.S. government, which will spend or lend $150 billion to keep it afloat.

3. "I think this is a case where Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are fundamentally sound. They're not in danger of going under…I think they are in good shape going
forward." —Barney Frank (D-Mass.), House Financial Services Committee chairman,
July 14, 2008

Two months later, the government forced the mortgage giants into conservatorships and pledged to invest up to $100 billion in each.

4. "The market is in the process of correcting itself." —President George W. Bush, in a Mar. 14, 2008 speech

For the rest of the year, the market kept correcting…and correcting…and correcting.

5. "No! No! No! Bear Stearns is not in trouble." —Jim Cramer, CNBC commentator, Mar. 11, 2008

Five days later, JPMorgan Chase took over Bear Stearns with government help, nearly wiping out shareholders.

6. "Existing-Home Sales to Trend Up in 2008" —Headline of a National Association of Realtors press release, Dec. 9, 2007

On Dec. 23, 2008, the group said November sales were running at an annual rate of 4.5 million—down 11% from a year earlier—in the worst housing slump since the Depression.

7. "I think you'll see [oil prices at] $150 a barrel by the end of the year" —T. Boone
Pickens, June 20, 2008

Oil was then around $135 a barrel. By late December it was below $40.

8. "I expect there will be some failures. … I don't anticipate any serious problems of that sort among the large internationally active banks that make up a very substantial part of our banking system." —Ben Bernanke, Federal Reserve chairman, Feb. 28, 2008

In September, Washington Mutual became the largest financial institution in U.S. history to fail. Citigroup needed an even bigger rescue in November.

9. "In today's regulatory environment, it's virtually impossible to violate rules." —Bernard Madoff, money manager, Oct. 20, 2007

About a year later, Madoff—who once headed the Nasdaq Stock Market—told investigators he had cost his investors $50 billion in an alleged Ponzi scheme.

10. A Bound Man: Why We Are Excited About Obama and Why He Can't Win, the title of a book by conservative commentator Shelby Steele, published on Dec. 4, 2007.

Well, I think we know what happened there…

Man is a notoriously poor judge of the future. As we move through this New Year, let’s focus on the future hope we have in Christ as opposed to worrying about the guaranteed-to-look-silly prognostications of man.

Matthew 24:4-8, 44